Welcome to the site which will soon become the epicenter of the internet! Set this site as
your start up pages now! You have now joined the ranks of others who have once ventured
onto this page (mostly friends who have come to make fun of my page). Congratulations! Much
to my disappointment, unlike my previous projects, this site will not try to acquire bacon
due to the unbelievably poor amount of bacon available on the internet. So as you try to
not allow this to disappoint you too much, please feel free to enjoy the rest that this
page has to offer.
I have finally gotten around to updating this awesome homepage. I have received numerous
complaints, such as "Why doesn't the epicenter of the internet ever change?" and "How come
there is no information on the creator of such a magnificant site with such a plethora of
top-drawer entertainment?" So as I could not possibly disappoint my loyal fans any longer,
I am proud to present you with the second installment of..... ummmmmm.... my homepage!
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You may have inquired recently about the awards that this prestigious site has
received over the years. Simply click the awards button and view the long list of excellent
awards and reviews. There's quite a few, so make a day out of it.
Long awaited and still in progress, it's the ME page. That's right, pages and pages about
the genious
that has inspired this very page that you are reading from right this second. That's right,
I am watching your every move. I knew this video feed magic eye was a great idea! I'll just
have a little look around your room now as you keep reading. You wouldn't believe the
amount of people that surf the net naked. And yes, this little eye sees all. If you are
interested in purchasing such a device contact
Vandalay Industries
however they only accept
Everything you ever wanted to know about Chad.
You don't get known as the epicenter of the internet without having top quality links. So
check out the Links Page for all your entertainment needs. They include my very own
infamous Calvin and Hobbes Page and my
Things to do When Bored Page as well as my favorite links and
friend's pages.